the TRUman show.

i never really realized how fucked up this movie is. im watching it right now and trying to picture if it could ever really be pulled off. im pretty sure its impossible though.

then i thought about how if they just followed one person around all day everyday for 10 years, while they knew they were there of course. well, if it were me it would be one twisty-turny plot. i move from job to job, house to house, friend to friend... there would be too many people on the payroll.

there would be a handfull of employers... a cool one, a fatherly one, a gay one, rich snobby ones, and psycho disrespectful ones. all being paid to boss me around and see what kind of reactions they could get out of me. i had something on all of them though... i was smarter than they thought. i predicted every move that would go on at each and every job i've ever had. it wasnt hard or anything, boring middle class life is predictable like that.

lets not forget that part of the cast that hold the odd jobs. the neighbor that seems to be mowing the lawn everyday. the old lady that works at publix that always tells me that i'm beautiful, as if she hadn't seen me the day before buying a gallon of milk. the strange man that has been spotted driving and stopping infront of my house multiple times a day in a grey nissan armada, who was reported to me by the odd neighbor, lawnmower in tow. oh! and finally, the creepy dudes that ask me if i'm a swinger. gag.

i dont know-- it might be an interesting show. lots of nudity. lots of food... and fun too. it'll get good ratings with the male ages 18-35 demographic.

i can fore-see many bathroom mirror karaoke sessions... aswell as in the car.

i dont know, maybe i can make a movie out of this. not candid of course- but scripted, except people would think it were real. like lonelygirl15. i totally fell for that bullshit. i was pissed, i thought she was a cool chick and then BAM! bash in my hopes and dreams.

fuckin' internet.

adios sausage wallets.

-Lauren

p.s. police acedemy quickly approaching