i think i should have one of those hidden camera comedy shows.
here's why:
~Today at work i had the pleasure of being able to use one of those paint spray guns to paint this giant room in a jiffy. (as i was painting i made jesse clean the toilets-- she was pissed LoL) Anyway, it was a storage room and the color of choice was black. Dont ask me why, it was all Bart. Any way i put the sprayer thing down to go eat some pizza (not from 100% pfft) and when i got back, Adam, my slave had the sprayer thingy in his hand, pointed at my face. I called his bluff and closed my eyes and mouth just in time to get a face full of black latex paint. Well, it was quite the site, so i decided to not wash it off until i got home. Here's the fun part... i got paid today, and like any other working citizen, i headed on over to the nearest bank of america to deposit my check, and feeling bold, i took the option to walk inside instead of the drive thru. Wouldn't you know it, the only line open was this robust black woman, matching the color of my face. Needless to say, i got some interesting looks today.
=0D
2 comments:
The only two things I have to say are:
1) roflmao.
2) It seems you and your lackey Adam might be getting serious, huh? I'll have to tell David that his cousin (or whatever) has some competition.
3) okay, I lied, three things... I would have paid big money to have been a customer at that bank when you showed up :)
If you haven't already, check out Johnny's blog and watch that video from Robert Rodriguez. And remember: "Not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to f**k". So, learn how to cook and maybe you'll get better... bah, I can't finish this sentence without laughing uproariously. roflmao...
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