Vinny-- shut it. It's my word and I'm sticking to it.
But whatever, anyway i just wanted to write a list like uh... thing about all the shit i accomplished today.
- i mopped the floor 3 times over. i could say that you would be able to eat off of it, but that would be a lie-- as the second the swiffer mop went back in the closet the floor was covered in phantom dirt. well i mean you COULD eat off it but i wouldn't really recommend it
- i used roy's kirby turbo vacuum from the 1950's to vacuum my stairs, as three of us could not figure out how to get the damn hose attachment on my vacuum to suck anything.
- i installed the pur water filter on my kitchen sink without flooding the state. and just for future reference... turn off the faucet before turning off the filter, or you will inadvertently cause yourself to have to re-mop the kitchen floor.
- i managed to spray every soft surface in the house with febreze fabric refresher-- and boy howdy do those commercials tell the truth, as to test the smell of my bed, i quickly laid down to take a wiff and woke up 3 hours later with a nice fresh scent still lingering in my nostrils.
- finally i swept the shit out of all my rugs, bringing them outside first of course. and then after i ended up sweeping half the damn parking lot just to get the dirt far away enough so that the wind couldnt sneak attack my freshly mopped floors. of course, i failed, hence me having to mop 3 times. (ahh, see i knew you were wondering why i did that!)
well on a different note, i almost dyed my hair dark as night, not unlike marisa's new do, but thanks to vinny's voice in my head, i put the box back on the shelf in publix. damn you francica...
2 comments:
And now to reply to everything you accomplished today:
- usually, you have to know how to mop before attempting the job.
- tip: turn on vacuum AFTER plugging it in.
- no comment. I want to live!
- that wasn't Febreeze, it was a dopamine extract that one of your stalkers slipped in its place. (and you wondered why you felt unclean when you woke up).
- again, no comment... but boy could I comment!
- thanks for listening to me for once! my hypnosis works! It really works!
I am really becomming less and less worried about your performance in this upcomming 5K run.
First... I cant see how you can train between all the times you mop each day.
Second ... Fabreeze addicts historically do poorly at these distances.
Lastly, whats with the "Lets sex" tag? You are heading down a slippery slope with tags like like to draw readers. Don't be persuaded
to the dark side of the internet.
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